Most recent Ouran scanlation (69) features Tamaki on a SEGWAY.

A FUCKING SEGWAY.

I AM NOT SHITTING YOU. HE SWEEPS ONTO CAMPUS RIDING IT WITH A SMILE THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES ON THE DEPTHS OF HIS OBLIVIOUSNESS AND RIDICULOUSNESS.

I don't think I have ever loved him more.

ETA: This chapter was seriously, seriously amazing. I'm with Kyouya--absolutely bursting with mad giggling over the return of the comedic insanity.

SO. A MONTH LATER, I HAVE A LAPTOP AGAIN. HP customer service is really good, but I cannot say the same for their incompetent tech support division.

In celebration of my return, have a Hikago art meme. Though I think I completed it in the spirit that art was a very vague term that can encompass tooling around in paint with my roommate's tablet.

( I think we can take away from this that I should never pursue a professional career in the visual arts. )

Here is a quick list of the aspects of my life right now that I am too lazy to write a post about:

1. I changed my layout and it is rad!
2. I read/am reading a bunch of books!
3. I got a new laptop?!

Instead, let me tell you that I finally installed Skype and I got so frustrated trying to make up a s/n that no one had taken that I somehow ended up with buckleswasher.

I DON'T KNOW. I SHOULD BE COMMITTED, IT IS TRUE.

Are people even on Skype any more? I was told to make one by my extended family since apparently it is their preferred method of communication. However, I am not really popular in my family right now (and with my sleep-deprived ravings about metal dragons at the recent Christmas party, I don't blame them), so I doubt it will come in very handy. At least this one is funny and not just hugely egotistical like how I'm heika over at gendou.com.

Mood confused Music The signiture deep breath sound of Skype turning on Tags: lawl, skype, wtf

Am watching Bram Stoker's Dracula for class tomorrow. So far we have:

• Gratuitous vandalism of religious statuary.
• Keanu Reeves with a horrible British accent.
• Old!Dracula with a hairdo that looks like a butt from the back.
• Gratuitous uses of circles in transitions.
• Random acts of orgy.
• Random acts of lesbianism.
• Random acts of bestiality.
• Gratuitous moaning of a sexual nature (even when not involved in a sexual situation, though really what in this movie is not at least a metaphor for a sexual situation).
• And Cary Elwes in a pornstache.

• the John Lennon sunglasses
• the long wavy hair
• the too-huge-to-be-real hat
• aaaand the pornstache.

Me: *paraphrasing a line from class* Shelley wouldn't write about a bird! He's Percy goddamn Shelley! It's a fuckin' cloud of fi-ya!
splintercat: hahaha. fuckin' a, man.
Me: Percy Shelley, man. He's one badass poet motherfucker. Effin' skylarks.
splintercat: aw man, don't mess with the skylarks, man. that shelley motherfucker will fuck you up.

*dies and dies*

P.S. Guys, I am totally spoiled for choice on the icon front. I nearly used my married icon, and my bitch plz icon, but in the end, I went for the period-matching roleplay icon. You have no idea how giddy with dorky love I am today.

Mood dorky Music Moon River - John Barrowman Tags: anglophile, barnard is the school of fandom, conversations, idk my bff saezutte, lawl, poetry, school, shelley, wtf