Okay guys, this is the shittiest of shitty things I have ever done.

I would like all those new to this journal to realize that I am not actually this half-assed of a writer. In fact, in most cases I prefer commenting on your awesome fics and not subjecting you to my own inferior creations, even when I have put a decent amount of effort into them.

However, my roommate is loweryourwand, and she and I are avoiding studying for finals, and she is the queen of the crack manips. So when she asks me to take arcane physics concepts (nonslip conditions, wtf) and turn them into Merlin crack!fic, I oblige.

( Cut for untitled Merlin RPS I wrote in 20 minutes. In which we find some salient details of the Great Spider Rescue Mission were left off the cast diaries )

This is why I need a beta. This has been sitting on my hard drive since Hikago Day and I never posted it because I can't decide if it's actually funny or not. It doesn't even have to be funny, it just has to make sense! DOES IT EVEN MAKE SENSE? This vicious circle of doubt has been eating away at a corner of my soul for a month and a half. Thus, subject line. Thus, posting and TO HELL WITH IT.

Title: Attach and Block
Characters: Hikaru, Akira, Waya, Isumi. Akihika.
Rating: PG, for some implied hanky-panky.
Summary: ~110 words. Shindou and Touya tell Waya and Isumi. Touya does something unexpected.
A/N: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE, GUYS. DX I really fail at Go metaphors. Like, a lot.

( Come on, like they haven't been at each other's throats since they were twelve... )

Mood cranky Music Maids, When You're Young - SSoS Tags: hikago, my fanfic

More Hikago fanfic. Just a ficlet this time.

Title: The Thaw
Characters: Hikaru, Akira. Akihika.
Rating: G, I suppose
Summary: ~200 words in which I abuse commas and Hikaru finds resolution.
A/N: This started out as a SOC poem and as a result, the grammar and syntax is rather, er, experimental. In the end, I thought "as long as its readable" and gave up. For that I am sorry.

( There was something in the silence that couldn't be broken... )

Mood gloomy Music Oedipus - Regina Spektor Tags: hikago, my fanfic

Ahaha, I have a huge paper and another essay left that I didn't finish over the Christmas marathon and what do I stay up until 1 AM writing?

Title: One For My Baby (Sequel to One For The Road)
Characters: Hikaru(POV), Akira. Akihika. Finally.
Rating: PG-13 for swearing.
Summary: Hikaru's emotions get the better of him and some UST becomes RST. Eventually. Three more instances of Hikaru and Akira in the kifu storage room.
AN: In my head, the last thing in this sequence was bound to happen eventually. I wanted to figure out how they got there. Title still based on the song.

Mood manic Music Country Roads - Whisper of the Heart version Tags: hikago, my fanfic

Well, it took me long enough, but here it is. I wrote fanifc!

Title: One For The Road
Characters: Akira (POV), Hikaru. Pre-slash, because I say so.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Hikaru keeps his promises. Eventually. Three instances of Akira and Hikaru in the kifu storage room.
AN: This began one day when I was very bored, in a notebook, and ended today, on the computer, as I listened to the Good Night and Good Luck soundtrack. Titled accordingly, full lyrics here. Unbeta'd.

Mood pleased Music How High The Moon - Dianne Reeves Tags: hikago, my fanfic

I seem to have graduated from drabbles and moved on to ficlets.

It is, once again, Harry Potter. This time Draco Malfoy, in which he draws and likes all things beautiful.

What do I think of it? I loved the idea when I first had it. And the drawing has been in my mind for quite a while. The actual written piece I am still not quite satisfied with. But I think that is more because it is not a poem.

Poems are easy. You figure out exactly what you're going to say and you can't change it once it’s there because things get messed up. Not so with longer works. You're always wondering if something could be changed and said better. And since they’re longer, they make more of these little niggling problems.

But back to the ficlet. There was actually a bit more I wanted to put into it. About pure blood and why Draco cared so much about it. But unfortunately I couldn't find a way to work it in, so it's been left out... *cries at her incompetence*

I said I liked the idea of this one. It sprung almost primarily out of the last line, which came to me in a fit of utter randomness. For some reason, Draco drawing does not seem impossible to me. I've read much more outlandish stretches of canon and after the third movie, in which Draco folds quite a lovely paper crane and draws... an interesting picture... within it, the thought seems to have been somewhat founded.

Anyway, enough of my musings and more of the goods!

{Frustration, obsession, art. Draco Malfoy. OotP. No spoilers past book 3 really.}

( Draco Malfoy was obsessed with beauty. )

Mood contemplative Music All Down Hill From Here - New Found Glory Tags: harry potter, my fanfic, writing

I have been compelled by the drabble bunny! It stared at me with large Puss-and-Boot-esque eyes and told me to write this and what could I do but oblige?

Anyway, it's Harry Potter, post-OotP, Remus Lupin, grief, reflection, less than 200 words.

The spoiler isn't technically in there, but if you don't know the "major spoiler" of Order of the Phoenix or do not know what Lupin really is, you will either be severely confused or will be able to deduce enough that it will become a spoiler. You have been warned.

( Remus Lupin had never been considered an angry person. )

Mood thoughtful Music Amazing - George Michael Tags: harry potter, my fanfic